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Jokes
Sayalay Santacari, geändert vor 12 Jahren at 16.05.12 20:07
Created 12 Jahren ago at 16.05.12 20:07
Jokes
Beitrag: 1 Beitrittsdatum: 22.01.12 Neueste Beiträge
OK a couple of old jokes
how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...
how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?
there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...
how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?
there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
Crusty S Lobster, geändert vor 11 Jahren at 15.11.12 03:13
Created 11 Jahren ago at 15.11.12 03:13
RE: Jokes
Beiträge: 3 Beitrittsdatum: 09.10.12 Neueste BeiträgeM N, geändert vor 11 Jahren at 15.11.12 04:34
Created 11 Jahren ago at 15.11.12 04:28
RE: Jokes
Beiträge: 210 Beitrittsdatum: 03.03.12 Neueste Beiträge
How do you know when you are meditating too much?
When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
Crusty S Lobster, geändert vor 11 Jahren at 15.11.12 08:22
Created 11 Jahren ago at 15.11.12 08:22
RE: Jokes
Beiträge: 3 Beitrittsdatum: 09.10.12 Neueste BeiträgeSimon T, geändert vor 11 Jahren at 15.11.12 20:15
Created 11 Jahren ago at 15.11.12 20:15
RE: Jokes
Beiträge: 383 Beitrittsdatum: 13.09.11 Neueste BeiträgeGarrett E, geändert vor 11 Jahren at 23.12.12 22:44
Created 11 Jahren ago at 23.12.12 22:38
RE: Jokes
Beiträge: 21 Beitrittsdatum: 06.07.11 Neueste BeiträgeJames Phillip Turpin, geändert vor 11 Jahren at 19.06.13 09:46
Created 11 Jahren ago at 19.06.13 09:46
RE: Jokes
Beiträge: 21 Beitrittsdatum: 16.06.13 Neueste Beiträge
Q: How many non-dual observers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
Mind over easy, geändert vor 11 Jahren at 19.06.13 22:40
Created 11 Jahren ago at 19.06.13 22:40
RE: Jokes
Beiträge: 292 Beitrittsdatum: 28.04.12 Neueste BeiträgeMind over easy, geändert vor 11 Jahren at 19.06.13 22:56
Created 11 Jahren ago at 19.06.13 22:45
RE: Jokes
Beiträge: 292 Beitrittsdatum: 28.04.12 Neueste Beiträge
News headlines:
"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"
"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"
Are Buddhists self-conscious?
For web-developer nerds:
(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found
(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently
(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)
"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"
"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"
Are Buddhists self-conscious?
For web-developer nerds:
(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found
(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently
(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)