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Jokes
Sayalay Santacari, modificado hace 12 años at 16/05/12 20:07
Created 12 años ago at 16/05/12 20:07
Jokes
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OK a couple of old jokes
how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...
how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?
there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...
how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?
there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
Crusty S Lobster, modificado hace 11 años at 15/11/12 3:13
Created 11 años ago at 15/11/12 3:13
RE: Jokes
Mensajes: 3 Fecha de incorporación: 9/10/12 Mensajes recientesM N, modificado hace 11 años at 15/11/12 4:34
Created 11 años ago at 15/11/12 4:28
RE: Jokes
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How do you know when you are meditating too much?
When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
Crusty S Lobster, modificado hace 11 años at 15/11/12 8:22
Created 11 años ago at 15/11/12 8:22
RE: Jokes
Mensajes: 3 Fecha de incorporación: 9/10/12 Mensajes recientesSimon T, modificado hace 11 años at 15/11/12 20:15
Created 11 años ago at 15/11/12 20:15
RE: Jokes
Mensajes: 383 Fecha de incorporación: 13/09/11 Mensajes recientesGarrett E, modificado hace 11 años at 23/12/12 22:44
Created 11 años ago at 23/12/12 22:38
RE: Jokes
Mensajes: 21 Fecha de incorporación: 6/07/11 Mensajes recientesJames Phillip Turpin, modificado hace 11 años at 19/06/13 9:46
Created 11 años ago at 19/06/13 9:46
RE: Jokes
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Q: How many non-dual observers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
Mind over easy, modificado hace 11 años at 19/06/13 22:40
Created 11 años ago at 19/06/13 22:40
RE: Jokes
Mensajes: 292 Fecha de incorporación: 28/04/12 Mensajes recientesMind over easy, modificado hace 11 años at 19/06/13 22:56
Created 11 años ago at 19/06/13 22:45
RE: Jokes
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News headlines:
"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"
"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"
Are Buddhists self-conscious?
For web-developer nerds:
(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found
(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently
(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)
"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"
"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"
Are Buddhists self-conscious?
For web-developer nerds:
(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found
(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently
(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)