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Jokes
Sayalay Santacari, modifié il y a 12 années at 16/05/12 20:07
Created 12 années ago at 16/05/12 20:07
Jokes
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OK a couple of old jokes
how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...
how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?
there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...
how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?
there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
Crusty S Lobster, modifié il y a 11 années at 15/11/12 03:13
Created 11 années ago at 15/11/12 03:13
RE: Jokes
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Created 11 années ago at 15/11/12 04:28
RE: Jokes
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How do you know when you are meditating too much?
When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
Crusty S Lobster, modifié il y a 11 années at 15/11/12 08:22
Created 11 années ago at 15/11/12 08:22
RE: Jokes
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Created 11 années ago at 15/11/12 20:15
RE: Jokes
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Created 11 années ago at 23/12/12 22:38
RE: Jokes
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Created 11 années ago at 19/06/13 09:46
RE: Jokes
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Q: How many non-dual observers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
Mind over easy, modifié il y a 11 années at 19/06/13 22:40
Created 11 années ago at 19/06/13 22:40
RE: Jokes
Publications: 292 Date d'inscription: 28/04/12 Publications RécentesMind over easy, modifié il y a 11 années at 19/06/13 22:56
Created 11 années ago at 19/06/13 22:45
RE: Jokes
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News headlines:
"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"
"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"
Are Buddhists self-conscious?
For web-developer nerds:
(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found
(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently
(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)
"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"
"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"
Are Buddhists self-conscious?
For web-developer nerds:
(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found
(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently
(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)