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Jokes
Sayalay Santacari, שונה לפני 12 שנים at 20:07 16/05/12
Created 12 שנים ago at 20:07 16/05/12
Jokes
פרסם: 1 תאריך הצטרפות: 22/01/12 פרסומים אחרונים
OK a couple of old jokes
how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...
how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?
there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?
none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...
how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?
there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...
Crusty S Lobster, שונה לפני 11 שנים at 03:13 15/11/12
Created 11 שנים ago at 03:13 15/11/12
RE: Jokes
פרסומים: 3 תאריך הצטרפות: 09/10/12 פרסומים אחרוניםM N, שונה לפני 11 שנים at 04:34 15/11/12
Created 11 שנים ago at 04:28 15/11/12
RE: Jokes
פרסומים: 210 תאריך הצטרפות: 03/03/12 פרסומים אחרונים
How do you know when you are meditating too much?
When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".
Crusty S Lobster, שונה לפני 11 שנים at 08:22 15/11/12
Created 11 שנים ago at 08:22 15/11/12
RE: Jokes
פרסומים: 3 תאריך הצטרפות: 09/10/12 פרסומים אחרוניםSimon T, שונה לפני 11 שנים at 20:15 15/11/12
Created 11 שנים ago at 20:15 15/11/12
RE: Jokes
פרסומים: 383 תאריך הצטרפות: 13/09/11 פרסומים אחרוניםGarrett E, שונה לפני 11 שנים at 22:44 23/12/12
Created 11 שנים ago at 22:38 23/12/12
RE: Jokes
פרסומים: 21 תאריך הצטרפות: 06/07/11 פרסומים אחרוניםJames Phillip Turpin, שונה לפני 11 שנים at 09:46 19/06/13
Created 11 שנים ago at 09:46 19/06/13
RE: Jokes
פרסומים: 21 תאריך הצטרפות: 16/06/13 פרסומים אחרונים
Q: How many non-dual observers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.
Mind over easy, שונה לפני 11 שנים at 22:40 19/06/13
Created 11 שנים ago at 22:40 19/06/13
RE: Jokes
פרסומים: 292 תאריך הצטרפות: 28/04/12 פרסומים אחרוניםMind over easy, שונה לפני 11 שנים at 22:56 19/06/13
Created 11 שנים ago at 22:45 19/06/13
RE: Jokes
פרסומים: 292 תאריך הצטרפות: 28/04/12 פרסומים אחרונים
News headlines:
"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"
"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"
Are Buddhists self-conscious?
For web-developer nerds:
(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found
(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently
(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)
"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"
"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"
Are Buddhists self-conscious?
For web-developer nerds:
(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found
(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently
(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)