OK a couple of old jokes

how many vipassana meditators does it take to change a light bulb?

none - they just 'note' darkness, darkness, darkness ...

how many Abhidhamma scholars does it take to change a light globe?

there are 20w, 40w, 60w and 100w incandescent light globes
there are red incandescent light globes, blue incandescent light globes, green, yellow ....
there are flourescent light globes, 1 foot, 2 foot, 3 foot ....
power saving low wattage light globes[to be further enumerated], ...

Q: What do you call someone who has gained Enlightenment?
A: Nothing . . .
. . . they call you.

How do you know when you are meditating too much?

When people ask you "What do you di in your life", and you answer "I breathe".

Q : What is the Buddhas favourite movie?
A: Dumb and Dharma

-How many enlightened beings does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock.



*Smacks hand on table.*

Q: How many non-dual observers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: There is no stable, satisfactory punch line to this joke.

Some monk:

"Some say there is mind. I say there is no mind... but never mind!"

News headlines:

"Auto Insurance Goes Up on Buddhists, Meditators Insist on Driving in the Middle of the Way"


"Buddhists Refuse to Pay Taxes, Insist There is No Fiscal Self"



Are Buddhists self-conscious?


For web-developer nerds:

(stream entry) Error code 404: No self found

(arhatship) Error code 301: Removed permanently






(edit: once again, I have accidentally shaped my text into the shape of the state I live in)